Mike, re Gil
Mike left Kelly's to come home because Gil was there (why is she still letting him in?!?). Mike told me that, aside from his ethical problems with Gil's actions, Mike doesn't like Gil because he is a "social coma" - he comes in, grabs a beer, sits down, and everything... stops.
I have to agree with this assessment, but it's the hilarious terminology which makes it noteworthy. And why in bloody frick is she still letting him in?