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cheese is life

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The truth, at last.


ok, so it has been racking my brain for years over why humans evolved into the silly shape they are in right now. after all, no claws, no fur to speak of, no tail... very silly looking creatures. then, one day while eating my cheese, i had the sudden thought "you know, my teeth are perfectly formed to eat this cheese." just as a rodent's teeth are perfectly formed to eat nuts and a cat's are perfectly formed to eat meat, etc.
so, here's my theory; human beings evolved to eat cheese.
- micha_forrest
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