polymorphism (polymorphism) wrote,

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dun-da-da-DUN! It's POWER DORK!

I have a coworker who is a giant, giant spaz, all the time - and quadruply so when he is on sugar (like today! :P). If we could harness his dork energy, we could close down all the coal burning power plants in the state. Tony gives me a major little brother vibe - it's so very clear to me that he needs massive amounts of pounding, and that will fix all his problems. My OWN brother doesn't even give me that anymore - but clearly it's still in me.

According to one of the other guys, this kid just needs to get laid in the worst way. *eyebrow* He's 22. Hmm... While I'm not going to rule the alternate hypothesis out without evidence, I'm not willing to help with the experiment, either. I don't want to get spaz all over me.

Anyway, I'm in charge of keeping the department in line with ISO regulations. I told him today, after yet another total dork outburst from him, that being a giant doofus is a non-compliance.

Hmm, maybe you had to be there*.

* Where there = corporate America.

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