According to one of the other guys, this kid just needs to get laid in the worst way. *eyebrow* He's 22. Hmm... While I'm not going to rule the alternate hypothesis out without evidence, I'm not willing to help with the experiment, either. I don't want to get spaz all over me.
Anyway, I'm in charge of keeping the department in line with ISO regulations. I told him today, after yet another total dork outburst from him, that being a giant doofus is a non-compliance.
Hmm, maybe you had to be there*.
* Where there = corporate America.