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Why am I not already in the shower? Oh, right, because I'm a dumbass.

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Why am I not already in the shower? Oh, right, because I'm a dumbass.

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Oh, this is SO FUNNY!

I dunno, maybe I'm biased because he's my cousin, but I don't really think so.

In fact, I think it's a plus factor; I would show this to people as part of my breeding prospectus: "Look!  See what's in my gene pool?  We could have a little one of these!"

Ok, I just totally creeped myself out with the concept of a breeding prospectus.  Why do I think of these things?!?

Then again, they should probably be mandatory - an equivalent of the adoption procedure.  It wouldn't even need to be official:

"Wow, I had no idea that ran in your family.  And look at your mental acuity score!  Look, I'm sorry for leading you on, I don't know what I was thinking flirting with you without us trading briefs first, but I'm not getting within ten feet of you... so, uh, could you toss me the remote, please?"

I'm a genius; a creepy genius.
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