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I thought this move was going to be simple, but that was before I…

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I thought this move was going to be simple, but that was before I realized I was going to reach sitcom-esque levels of accident-prone ridiculousness. In just the last 90 minutes, I have:

-- locked myself out of the old apartment by grabbing the wrong set of keys (for the second time today, I might add), and been rescued by the neighbors

-- dropped a case of soda at exactly the right angle for one can to burst and spray diet orange Crush all over my leg and shoe

-- sliced my thumb open on said can, achieving an impressively copious amount of bleeding before my white blood cells did their duty

I will be trying to avoid touching anything breakable for the rest of the night, and will attempt to avoid fire, dogs, radioactive anything, experimental drugs and especially flights of stairs, as I do not really want to feel what it's like to be Chevy Chase - it has never really looked all that pleasant.
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