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HAHA CLEAN POTATOES OH MY STOMACH

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HAHA CLEAN POTATOES OH MY STOMACH

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Ok, seriously, when you are using emoticons and chatspeak in a RECIPE, it is clearly time to start inviting, nay, even begging the people around you to smack the everlovin' shit out of you:

Steakhouse Potato Salad

1 package dry ranch dressing mix
2 cups mayonnaise (I've used light dressing with success)
1-2 tablespoon milk (to get desired consistancy)
3/4 cup chopped green onion
1/2 cup cheddar cheese
1 pound bacon slices, cooked and crumbled (I've also used turkey bacon, not as good as the real thing :o)
5 pounds red potatoes with skin on (be sure to clean potatoes well LOL)

Boil potatoes in salted water. Cook until tender (about 15 minutes). Drain and cool. Cut potoates into desired size, and refrigerate until cold.

In a small bowl, stir together the ranch dressing mix, mayonnaise, and green onion. Cover, and refrigerate for about 2 hours to blend flavors. Remove from refrigerator and add milk to get desired consistancy.

Stir the mayonnaise mixture into the bowl of potatoes. Toss in cheddar cheese and crumble bacon into the bowl, and stir to distribute. Serve.

In honor of this, I uploaded a userpic to express the utter "uh-huh"ness this rouses in me.

*edit* I might be overreacting because of feeling yucky; however, it's immaterial - WARPATH RAR!
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